sonted 

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004

E-sported 

Term used in game where your opponent winning the game by getting good RNG

I know im getting e-sported when his mons getting additional turn 3times in a row

E-sported by Locosmocos January 24, 2018

sored 

the state of being sad and bored

i was very sored when my girlfriend was late

sored by thetbio November 1, 2017

skrted

Past tense of skrt

I skrted 20 yards in my car into a homeless family.

skrted by Vinceypoo 2 point o January 5, 2019

sotted

The stage of alcohol intoxication immediately after tipsy and prior to soused.

That guy is sotted, well on his way to getting stinking drunk.

sotted by Heptite February 7, 2009

Shorted 

Used to describe a bag of marijuana that has less weed in it than you bought.

Guy #1: Checkout this fat quarter I got us fellas

Guy #2: Fat?? that looks like an eighth, you got shorted nigga..call up your dealer and bitch to him..why did I give you my money?

Guy #3: yeah you got ripped off..u still gonna sell me a gram?

Shorted by 311smoke420 August 4, 2008

I snorted 

When you're texting someone and they say "I snorted" it usually means they laughed so hard they snorted

OMG THAT VIDEO WAS SO FUNNY I SNORTED

I snorted by Dz3002 August 15, 2016