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Its like putting socks on an octopus

It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”

Put on socks 

To place a condom or "rubber" around a penis, or "dick"
Before me and my girl got it on, I "put on socks" to make sure we wouldnt have a bun in the oven.

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Glocks on socks

1. When you carry your Glock at an ankle-high position

2. The semen in your sock after beating meat
1. Gangster 1: "Yeah, I popped a cap in his ass after I had to reach for my Glock."

Gangster 2: "Nice, bro, that's why you gotta wear Glocks on socks

2. "I jizzed but I did not clean my sock. I just left some Glocks on socks in there"
Glocks on socks by Poepsla October 14, 2021