Smokey Ass Syndrome

Your condition after someone has just successfully "blown smoke up your ass" (lied to you). You now have Smokey Ass Syndrome.

That story doesn't make sense, I think you are lying. I'm getting smokey ass syndrome.

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Smoked Kentucky Ass

When you blow smoke into someone's face while they are eating your ass. In Kentucky.

How about we try a Smoked Kentucky Ass tonight, since I have a nice cigar to smoke.

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Damnnnn I just met the biggest ass smoker

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Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

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