there’s a snake in my ass 

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

there’s a snake in my ass by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012

he's a grower not a shower 

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

he's a grower not a shower by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

Ya mum's a sparky

A quick and witty insult to flabbergast the other person. Works like a charm and acts as the ultimate insult.

Karen: "Your car is too loud!"
Nik: "Ya mum's a sparky!"

Ya mum's a sparky by dogtrue August 8, 2020

that's a start 

An ironic phrase used to describe one's reaction when events go terribly wrong. Typically used as a roast.

Friend 1: Oh fuck, she screenshotted my dick pic
Everyone else: oh, that's a start

that's a start by Old baby April 25, 2017

Now that's a Seinfeld episode. 

A moment/ subject of conversation that isn't worth talking about. A little thing that normally people wouldn't bother to bring up.

Example 1:

X: Let's *cough, cough* shake on it.
Y: I'm not gonna shake hands with YOU, you just coughed in your hands!
Y: Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

Example 2:

X: Are you kidding me?
Y: Why what happened?
X: My waiter spilled my drink and didn't even offer to clean it up!
Y: I'll just ask him to pick it up.
X:No don't do that, he knows i saw him do it.
Y: Your making this such a Seinfeld episode.

Now that's a Seinfeld episode. by Jews are people too July 9, 2010

“It’s a Small World” Rule 

A rule stating that while riding the Its a Small World ride at any Disney park, your party must participate in a deep, serious, and meaningful conversation that lasts the duration of the ride. During the conversation you must be truthful and you cannot refuse to answer anything.

“You can’t lie to me while we’re on this ride because of the “It’s a Small World” Rule.”

“It’s a Small World” Rule by Alexander Slamilton September 18, 2020