P1:What a save!
P2 (the smurf): Okay.
P2 wins by 7 goals
P1: Fuck u smurf go kys
P1 gets banned for 3 days for swearing
P2 dosen't get banned and continues smurfing
This is Rocket league Ranked.

Rocket league Ranked by ExoticBotters November 2, 2020

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Rocket League Reach Around

When playing Rocket League, constantly ram into your opponents' cars to get them to spin around. Then, laugh maniacally as they get triggered.

Legoaisu would not stop giving CottonSoftTV the Rocket League Reach Around during that last game.

Rocket League Reach Around by legoaisu March 28, 2017

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Rocket League fatigue

When someone has been up late playing Rocket League, they are too tired to get out of bed at a reasonable hour.

Don't expect Johnny to be getting up anytime soon, he is suffering from Rocket League fatigue.

Rocket League fatigue by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible March 14, 2021

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Rocket League Sideswipe

A pretty decent mobile game. Sideswipe is essentially a simplified version of Rocket League and is probably the only decent thing Psyonix has done since the addition of Supersonic Legend to the RL competitive rank structure. Rocket League Sideswipe was released to the European and North American regions for download not long after the commencement of Season 5 and is probably the only thing Psyonix could have possibly done to redeem themselves after the S4 rewards catastrophe aside from an official announcement regarding a move to Unreal Engine 5.

Also referred to as “Pocket League” by thousands of 12-year-olds who all probably think they’re the first to say it.

“Bro, have you played Rocket League Sideswipe?”

“Yeah man, it’s pretty dope. Feels good to finally be able to air dribble.”

Rocket League Sideswipe by white_brownie December 4, 2021

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