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i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco 

why would you even search this up-
Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

pope soap on a rope 

the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum
damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash

Popped Corn On The Cob 

When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus
Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary
Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

popped one 

To pop m/molly, E or any other mind-altering drug
Fuck it, I popped one. I'm up for anything tonight!
popped one by xxyyxx! December 13, 2014