Policy debate 

An evil mile deep hole which you will never climb out of. Insulting the side you're debating against is a regular thing that occurs on a minutely basis. People in policy often develop a cult-like structure within their group that consists of a "mother hen" and their "chicks". The mother hen will teach the chicks all they know before possibly passing on the role to a chick, who then becomes the new mother hen. They also have so many technical terms, even people in the event don't always know what they mean. If you are entering policy, you will sink into this dark hole that you will never come out. Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor!

"Hey, did you see that policy debate?"
"Yeah man, but I didn't even know what was going on. By the way, what's a Kritik?

Policy debate by Ananomynouspolicydebater November 12, 2018

policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

policy puppets by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009

policy making 

The act of gathering with you best friends, even sometimes people you don't know, to indulge during the weekend. To consume enough liquid substance so that you cannot walk, talk, or make proper judgments, however you do not end up on your knees in front of a toilet or holding onto a trashcan for dear life. This is typically followed by a day of confusion and a pulse in you head. Most common at colleges, yes, and even in wellness-designated dorms. Not to be confused with "harvesting", the act of indulging in the fruit of the "farm".

Let's meet up at 10 o'clock to do some policy making.

I'm gonna hit up the liquor store so that tonight we can do a little policy making.

Uhh.... All that policy making friday left me with a throbbing head and dehydration. Let's harvest tonight instead.

policy making by Big Red13 April 18, 2010

policy debate 

Absolute waste of life. Manfiestation of all that is the ivory-tower intellectual. It may be named policy debate, but the argumentation contributes nothing to any policy in the real world.

Policy debate sucks.

policy debate by guy who wasted 3500 bucks August 3, 2006

Policy Debate 

A type of debate that you love to hate. You will complain about it because it is a longer, more prepped, and harder. The only good that comes from this debate is that little high you get when you win a round, just to figure out the judge didn't let you win because the other team were wearing matching cloths.

oh you do policy debate, you most LOVE your life.

Policy Debate by Folkzzz October 16, 2019

Policy Debate 

A form of debate where the debaters talk fast to the point where they can't be understood. If you want a real type of debate check out Lincoln Douglas debate more often known as LD debate

no one can understand what the hell that policy debater is saying

Policy Debate by Jew-unit December 28, 2005

Policy 71 

Academic policy for excessive helping; a cop-out you use when you don't want to help someone.

"Yo Jimmy can you help me with my physics assignment? I have 20 minutes left."

"Policy 71 Brian, go fuck yourself"

Policy 71 by UOhio Student 45 September 27, 2018