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Pidgeoning 

The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.
A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"
Pidgeoning by Dr. Gonzo December 20, 2004
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Pineconing 

Inserting a pinecone into the rectum.
Dude, I'm totally Pineconing that chic tonight.
Pineconing by squid33 December 3, 2010

pidgeoning 

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)
"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"
pidgeoning by zingit May 28, 2005

pineconing 

the kinky act of involving pinecones in your sexual foreplay or in the sexual act
Would you like to join me in pineconing tonight?
pineconing by fishyBusiness69 November 18, 2011

piegoning  

Making out in public places - usually performed in downtown of Warsaw. Main actors : Zos and Czendler

"We're the biggest piegons world ever seen"
piegoning by Czendler April 10, 2007

Pigeonning

a common past time kinda just vibing but...pigeon
"hey exams are over, I'll probably be pigeonning for the next few days, you?"
"squek"
Pigeonning by pigeonsaresocool August 26, 2021

Pigeonized 

This state occurs when pigeons on their own will settle in ones home/house/balcony and one doesn't mind and continues to host them until the first new pigeon hatches.
Oh man, you've got pigeonzied.

I was pigeonized yesterday.

Last summer, when I was pigeonized..
Pigeonized by hrv'uljak October 25, 2008