spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.

"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."

spider on the wall by ?0~ October 15, 2008

tumors on the wall 

a very meaningful saying from greys anatomy that is so very important to the show. shows the love people have for eachother

i'm calling tumors on the wall you can just give up

tumors on the wall by my boi December 31, 2016

Bark on the Wall 

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.

A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.

Bark on the Wall by Raped by me May 31, 2017

Put the chair on the wall 

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

Put the chair on the wall by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018

Put the pretzels on the wall 

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

Put the pretzels on the wall by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

The Bunz-On-The-Wall 

A shot in mini-hoop basketball once deemed impossible. In a game of h-o-r-s-e, the shot is attempted when a player has received all 5 letters. If made, the player who shot it automatically wins the game. The shot is attempted by pressing ones rear end firmly against the farthest wall in the room, which must be located around a corner, and shooting the ball with ones non-dominant hand. Considered the greatest single moment in sports history, the shot was finally made on the evening of June 23, 2014 when a young diamond salesman came back from being down h-o-r-s to nothing to win the final game of h-o-r-s-e in a 5 game series.

Well I'll be damned, he just made the Bunz-On-The-wall!

The Bunz-On-The-Wall by Bunzonthewall June 23, 2014

100 bottles of beer on the wall 

used to weaken your greatest enemys. can be used in song or just saying it normally. by singing it your attack becomes much more deadly.

100 bottles of beer on the wall...

GODAMMIT CARL NOT AGAIN

100 bottles of beer on the wall by i am a threat November 19, 2018