Piss on my foot and tell me its raining 

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008

piss on it and walk away 

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

piss on it and walk away by Uncle Dimma April 20, 2017

Piss on mouse 

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

Piss on mouse by promethadeine February 29, 2020

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot 

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot by PFesser April 19, 2018

Piss On Tits 

To urinate on breast

"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"

or

"piss on tits poon!"

Piss On Tits by Uncle Card April 25, 2008

piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

piss on the porcelain by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009