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An expearianced person who disguises himself as a noob just to have some funn.
(the nooben)hey noob yea yoy im talking to you
(the noob)wtf your a f**king noob
(the nooben)^o^ awsome i got him to say im a noob
nooben by Jeffrey C. Layne May 9, 2008
A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable
Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim
Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018
a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
nobed by Ollie February 4, 2005

Noobesaurus 

An ancient noob, one who has been around for a long time, but has not climbed the evolutionary scale to become Uberleet.
"OMG a noobesaurus!/"
"You've been here for 1 year, yet you still are the biggest Noob around..Your such a Noobesaurus."
Noobesaurus by Toadthehelper October 3, 2006

noobermelon 

Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.
Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon
noobermelon by JamCutz January 7, 2008

Noobethora 

(newb-eh-thor-uh)

Comes from the words Noob and Plethora. Meaning an abundance of noobs in one place or one person that embodies an abundance of noobness.
"Dude, this convention is like a noobethora."

"Bianca is so noob she could be called a noobethora."