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clapping with no hands 

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands
"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

no hands 

the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"
(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
no hands by AL-B in the 313 February 25, 2007

no hands 

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.
"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"
no hands by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

sig no hands 

thing you say when you are really stupid.
Person 1: sig no hands!
Person 2: bruh

No Hands 

The art of wanking and/or doing things without using hands, mastered only by few and often confused with the force
i like wanking with No Hands
No Hands by Nitro1360 February 23, 2007

No Hands 

A person who cannot catch a ball while playing football.
Jonathan Alberto has no hands, he missed all the passes thrown to him
No Hands by albertohasnohandshaha November 12, 2007