Nicholas Sparks

The author of The Notebook(October, 1996), Message In A Bottle(April, 1998), A Walk To Remember(October 1999), The Rescue(September 2000), A Bend In The Road(September 2001), Nights In Rodanthe(September 2002), The Guardian(April 2003), The Wedding(September 2003), Three Weeks With My Brother(April 2004), True Believer(April 2005), At First Sight(October 2005), Dear John(October 2006), and The Choice(September 2007)

I just finished reading a Nicholas Sparks book and cried my heart out

Nicholas Sparks by jennbear1852 August 23, 2007

Nicholas Shorter 

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch

Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.

Nicholas Shorter by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018

Nicholas Stinson 

A goofy retard who has a permanently hoarse voice from yelling at cryoline, gaythan, monica, and scot with one T. He still plays fortnite because he's gay and his favorite word is STOP! He is really skinny and overall really trash at baseball even though he thinks he's good. He has a lot of somewhat attractive friends that are girls, but he would never be more than friends with any of them because he's too wierd.

Hey look, it's that fag Nicholas Stinson, and he's slapping gaythan again because he's using the WiFI!

Nicholas Stinson by CC guns💪🏻 October 8, 2019

Saint Nicholas Surprise 

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.

Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.

Saint Nicholas Surprise by mormakil April 3, 2019

The Nicholas Sparks Affect 

When a girl watches/reads too many compositions by Nicholas Sparks and expects every man to kiss her in the rain or send her letters while he's in another country professing his love to her.

Kiley had the Nicholas Sparks affect take ahold of her, causing her to break up with her boyfriend because he didn't randomly bring her flowers.

The Nicholas Sparks Affect by meganrawr22 December 23, 2011

Nicola Sturgeon 

The best person in the world, first minister of Scotland and oh dam is she fine, everyone and their Nan wants to shag her.

Person “did I tell you what happened last night”
Person 2 “ no what did you do?”
Person “me and my Nan had a threesome with Nicola sturgeon”
Person 2 “omg you are so lucky”

Nicola Sturgeon by Baywatch March 31, 2021

Nicholas Salwasser 

the best kisser, lover, boy friend, the most cutest person alive:)
hes there 4 you when you need him the most, when you need a shoulder to cry on hes there when you want to have some fun call him up, call him when you need some bud or a cig and he gots some.

Nicholas Salwasser it the best man that you will ever meet.

Nicholas Salwasser by super lover December 22, 2008