mr newell 

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

mr newell by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Jamie Newell 

The type of guy to get mugged off by a girl and take a fat L

Girl 1: He’s such a Jamie Newell

Girl 2: Yeah bitch, i know

Jamie Newell by JamesFleet24 February 26, 2020

Mr.Newell 

A drama teacher that is a dilf

Omg, did you see the drama teacher Mr.newell he’s such a Dilf

Mr.Newell by Pimpnailslol May 26, 2021

Gabe Newell 

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

Gabe Newell by DQCTOR October 12, 2018

Gabe Newell 

Gabe Newell is the creator of popular games such as team fortress, counter strike, half life, and other various games.
His most notable game is half life 3, which was the height of his career.

Have you played Gabe Newell's game: Half Life 3 yet?
No, I didn't know it was out.
Neither.

Gabe Newell by Watchman1029 July 10, 2018

A Newell 

A hot sexy Affrican male

That's A Newell right there

A Newell by De4f April 18, 2022

alli newell 

A totally cool girl who is super fun and awesome if you just get to know her! She has a good sense of humor, and tends to laugh when a situation isn't good. She is someone you want in you're life because she will stick through you through thick and thin if you respect and pay attention to her. She seem pretty quiet, but she doesn't take shit from anyone. She'd rather be alone than with people who take her for granted and aren't interested in knowing how special she is.

"Dude did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she's such an Alli Newell

alli newell by Hamish Detaye November 14, 2014