Napoleon Dynamite
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Napoleon Dynamite
Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh!" and "idiot!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie.
Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!
Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over!
Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.
Hey! Guess what I got? The Napoleon Dynamite DVD with 12 hours of extra footage of him saying "IDIOT!"!!! Wh....what are you doing with that steak knife? Wait! NO! AUGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Napoleon Dynamite by Kevin the almighty March 25, 2005
napoleon dynamite
A movie that outlines the absolute absurdity of Western culture and the American Dream, also the meaninglessness of even existing to begin with. No, it is not meant to be a comedy. And no, it is not 'flippin' sweet'. Sure, there are funny quotes. For example:
'Who wants to bet I can go throw a football over them mountains?', 'Would you want a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? .. Forget about it.', 'Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?'(Yes, it was funny)
There were several scenes in the movie that outlined the pointlessness of what I described earlier. The chicken silo where Napoleon works, the place where Napoleon buys D'Kwon's dance grooves, Napoleon's mormon school, and yes, even all of outdoors. The movie WAS indeed filmed in Idaho. The reason nobody liked it was because of the mass conformity everyone went through, kind of like a virus. The people that spouted idiotic quotes at every opportunity were a plague, and while thinking they were original, were actually conforming into one huge .. blob. This movie is not a comedy, it is an eye-opener, an enrichment of our own idealistic views and an insight into our meaningless existence. It is also inspirational in an oddly absurd way, but also depressing at the same time, thinking that someone like Pedro can win the class president race just by Napoleon dancing his D-Kwon dance(Which you can NOT repeat). Yes, he conquered the evils of Summer Wheatley, but it also made me sad thinking about the mindless peers these kids had, all voting like sheep.
Napoleon's chronic lying and story-telling made me laugh as well. In an odd way, he was either extremely cool or extremely uncool. In the eighties and early nineties, he would have been considered extremely uncool. But now, he would have been considered a God. His lying adds to the big picture. It shows an example of him lying to escape his miserable existence.
Sheer genius.
'Who wants to bet I can go throw a football over them mountains?', 'Would you want a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? .. Forget about it.', 'Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?'(Yes, it was funny)
There were several scenes in the movie that outlined the pointlessness of what I described earlier. The chicken silo where Napoleon works, the place where Napoleon buys D'Kwon's dance grooves, Napoleon's mormon school, and yes, even all of outdoors. The movie WAS indeed filmed in Idaho. The reason nobody liked it was because of the mass conformity everyone went through, kind of like a virus. The people that spouted idiotic quotes at every opportunity were a plague, and while thinking they were original, were actually conforming into one huge .. blob. This movie is not a comedy, it is an eye-opener, an enrichment of our own idealistic views and an insight into our meaningless existence. It is also inspirational in an oddly absurd way, but also depressing at the same time, thinking that someone like Pedro can win the class president race just by Napoleon dancing his D-Kwon dance(Which you can NOT repeat). Yes, he conquered the evils of Summer Wheatley, but it also made me sad thinking about the mindless peers these kids had, all voting like sheep.
Napoleon's chronic lying and story-telling made me laugh as well. In an odd way, he was either extremely cool or extremely uncool. In the eighties and early nineties, he would have been considered extremely uncool. But now, he would have been considered a God. His lying adds to the big picture. It shows an example of him lying to escape his miserable existence.
Sheer genius.
'Napoleon Dynamite is just a huge example and metaphor for the meaningless of existence and the blending of Western culture.'
'ya i guess, lol IZ PEDRO DER!?'
'sigh.'
'ya i guess, lol IZ PEDRO DER!?'
'sigh.'
napoleon dynamite by All yor base r belong to us January 12, 2006
Napoleon Dynamite
The worst movie I have wasted my time and money to watch/buy. Me, being the dumb fuck that I am, bought this piece of shit thinking it was going to be good. I totally should've borrowed it from someone to discover how fucking pointless it actually was. I could've kept that 20 something dollars.
All the preppy dipshits like this movie. People who actually own a functioning brain find it to be quite overrated and pointless.
Napoleon Dynamite by YOURMOMISFUCKINGYOURGYMTEACHER March 5, 2005
napoleon dynamite
Do the chickens have large tallons?
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.
Have what?
Large tallons!
..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.
napoleon dynamite by BeeKaySlacker July 30, 2004
Napoleon Dynamite
The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap
Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..
Napoleon Dynamite by AndyS September 17, 2005