Moonshine Mixer 

A local hippie usually standing outside of a Grateful Dead concert mixing moonshine and tying to cast spells on people. A Moonshine Mixer will most likely have long greasy hair, walk with a staff, weave clothing out of hemp, and throw around magnetic hematite zinger balls. Their moonshine is top notch and probably has a radically high alcohol content. Most policeman are to frightened to go near them.

Negeen: Dad, look at the witches and warlocks stirring up their pots! I'm fricking afraid!
Peetri: No worries, baby! Thats just a Moonshine Mixer.

Moonshine Mixer by Ambassador-C May 20, 2008

Moonshine Monday 

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.

Hey break out the mason jars cracker it's Moonshine Monday.

Moonshine Monday by Beagle Love April 8, 2009

Moonshine March 

Whenever you stay up till nearly 4am every night in March getting shitfaced with your friends.

Person 1: Dude I hate Moonshine March my parents are kicking me out.
Person 2: Man that sucks, but sleep is for the weak.

Moonshine March by Axeawesome March 17, 2020

Moonshine Baby

A moonshine baby is someone that grew up on a farm where their mother drank home-made liquor which in turn, caused them to grow up to be vaguely retarded and weird.

"He was brought up on a farm. He's not a crack baby, he's a moonshine baby."

Moonshine Baby by Bunt Cunch December 17, 2008

moonshine diving 

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

moonshine diving by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

moonshine whistler 

Sunset clapper by night.

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright

moonshine whistler by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016

Moonshine Whore 

A southern moonshiner who cheats on his wife or girlfriend with another woman.

JimBob is a Moonshine whore who has been sleeping with Jill and Raquel

Moonshine Whore by N/A July 24, 2003