Maximilian (Max) 

A great guy. Makes many sarcastic, quick-witted jokes. He will lure you in with his cuteness, and make sure you feel comfortable. Confident, and not at the same time. He's a quick thinker, organized, and uses powerful logic to reason. Aspiring athlete, businessperson, student. He's one to love, or hate.

Wow, I was hanging out with Max (Maximilian), and gosh, he's too cute.

Maximilian (Max) would fit great with people who's names start with B or L or E.

Maximilian (Max) by RealLeatherGOT July 23, 2019

maximiljana 

midgetto di Arbanassi

she-male with a strap-on, long leggs, tiny waist, perfect boobs, defying gravity 180-50-60, leprechaun who steels money and has a bag of gold next to the bed, herpes anus, crocodile skin underpants, Bosnian hater, small penis

Who's the foxy chick?
That's Maximiljana dude, dah!
Pull that penis out!

maximiljana by Bellefleur March 11, 2010

Maximilian 

the ultimate

You are a kew mother fucker but I am Maximilian. or I am the maxmilian of sex machines.

Maximilian by twat stain June 21, 2003

Maximillian 

The most clever, hilarious, entertaining best buddy to walk the earth. He beatboxes to the beat of a lady crossing the street and makes anyone feel special by their "flaws"

1: "What is that beautiful music?"
2: "Its Maximillian beat-boxing Better off alone by Alice Deejay!!"

Maximillian by ThinnHairgoddesss January 24, 2009

Maximilian 

The most amazing and handsome man on earth. (sometimes mistaken for Sid the sloth) No one will make you feel more amazing than a Maximilian will. He knows the way to a girl's heart. He can put a smile on any girls face. But he puts a smile on Chesle's face the most. This man is an amazing kisser and a wonderful love maker. He knows his limits and how to make Chesles feel great. He loves sushi and is an extreme romantic. He can keep secrets and will be your best friend when you need him to.

Girl 1: Oh she is soooo lucky to have a Maximilian.
Girl 2: I know right! I'm so jealous.

Maximilian by ilovethisboy October 3, 2011

Maximiliano 

A really tall and tan boy; it's really a pro on nintento (every system)

Whoa! You are really good on Brawl Maximiliano!

Maximiliano by Paobloom January 27, 2009

Maximillian 

The apex of ultimate, one step better than "Maximilian". A unique form of the name "Maximilian", with 2 L's. Amazing in bed, a natural leader, holds a lot of power.

My name is Maximillian, that's all you really need to know.

Oh that guy? He's Maximillian......... yeah I know, he's a sexy mother fucker.

Maximillian by warning label July 7, 2008