Maura McElligott

Such a silly person with an emo edge. She’s shy but also very loud at the same time. Anygays she’s a cutie.

Maura McElligott is a hottie mic thottie

Maura McElligott by sillygoosey123 April 10, 2023

Dirty Maura 

When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises

Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her

Dirty Maura by Ratchetcumsock69 April 15, 2020

shawn and maura 

A phrase which is likely chanted in the Bridgewater Middle Schools class of 2022. Shawn being the hairy monkey is in desperate need of a mate seeks companionship with the Maura. This chant in his favor made him relevant in the Bridgewater Middleschool

Some may chant at lunch, “shawn and Maura(clap clap clap clap clap).....” and so on

shawn and maura by Jabathemoney July 9, 2018

david maura 

a redneck kid from connecticut who THINKS hes the shit but really he cries in his sleep. he is also very gay

Hey, dont be a David Maura because no one will like you.

david maura by MasterMind4567 November 18, 2013

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out

Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”

Her: “ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”

Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Dirty Maura 

When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.

Her: “Damn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”

Her: “I just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”

Dirty Maura by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020

Nick Mara

Nick Mara is the sexy Italian boy from the Boyband pretty much. He is also the member with the most BDE.

Nick Mara is so sexy he looked at me and I got pregnant

Nick Mara by Nicks baby mama October 31, 2018