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Scrotal Lozenge 

A person who is such an annoying asshole they are as enjoyable as a lozenge that tastes like the dirtiest scrotum.
Can you shut the fuck up you goddamn scrotal lozenge

Southern Cock Lozenge 

A southern cock lozenge is an method of oral sex where either partner can dissolve an throat lozenge in their mouth, spit the remains in their hands, and masturbate and massage (jackoff) all over the penis and have it sucked. This method can also be performed by introducing saliva to the partner's penis, and masturbate the partner with the throat lozenge in their hands, or the partner can simply place the throat lozenge in his or her mouth, and began to perform oral sex to the recipient.
Bro, last night, my girl gave me the best southern cock lozenge of my life!
Southern Cock Lozenge by Groovious February 10, 2019
A "Lovenge"is a human being that's put in the oven at exactly 250 degrees fahrenheit with some herbs and spices. Critically acclaimed by the very popular website thatsphucked.com. Lovenge can also be used as an insult substituting the very popular phrase. "Go kill yourself." Just be lucky your not the lovenge folks!
Example1:
Calvin: "Just hold on were going home!!!"
David: "Calvin please just lovenge yourself while theres still time."
Example 2:

Miley Cyrus: "We Cannntntntntn stttoooooop!!!!"
Kirstie: "Miley, please proceed to the safest oven to commence the lovenge process."
Lovenge by hjk200 September 25, 2013
Lozeng is a name of a man usually from Asian heritage. Lozeng's are amazing at soccer and score a goal against any goalkeeper. They are also very trust worthy and have a good sense of humor.
Jim: I was playing soccer with lozeng and he scored all of our teams four goals.

Dennis: Not surprising, he's a lozeng.
lozeng by wowlookoverthere June 7, 2016

Lorengekitteh 

Lorengekitteh's are stubborn, demanding, and hard to please. But, make up for this with endless cuddles. :3
Lorengekitteh's are the cuutest of kitteh's in the whole entire world. m__m <3
wow, she so cuute, she must be a Lorengekitteh ;)
Lorengekitteh by Kristeakapow January 19, 2011

milkman's lozenges 

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank
Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross