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Conservative Libertarian

A Conservative Libertarian in the United States is a person that adheres to the constitution as a libertarian does, but will do so in a conservative manner. Conservative Libertarians are conservative in political nature, such as foreign policy, homeland security, and economics while strictly interpreting the constitution as it states. They believe in free rights, liberty, and the opportunity for everyone to make it to the top. Conservative Libertarians leave it up to the individual to determine what is right and wrong for themselves, and leave it up to the states to deal with murder and unjustified actions. Conservative Libertarianism is also a political position that deals with morality and ethical beliefs, based that all men and women are created equal. It is also a political party that does not allow religious beliefs to get in the way of allowing all people (regardless of their background, ethical standpoints, religious standpoints, or sexuality) the promises of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Jim: Hey, John! Did you hear about conservative libertarians? They believe that it is up to the individual to decide what is right for themselves rather than making ridiculous laws that are aimed at 5 people, but directly effect the rest of the state's population! Like the 21 drinking age!

John: Yeah, I heard! And one of their best beliefs is to disregard all religious thinking when running the country to get things done, thinking on morality rather than religion.

Jim: Exactly! It's a shame that they haven't run the country yet because of the damn sheeple we have in this country...
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Libertarian Socialism

Not an oxymoron. In fact, the term "libertarian" was first used by a French anarcho-communist back in 1857 to describe himself (an anarchist). The modern term libertarianism (economic freedoms) was originally called liberalism. The term "libertarian" describes liberty (thus, the term is also used to describe metaphysical liberty within philosophy and metaphysics), and the term socialism describes a society in which wealth is fairly distributed. Thus, it is neither a literal nor a practical contradiction.

A libertarian socialist would argue that a society based on such huge disparities of wealth is unfree. If you wish to enter into employment, you choose first and take orders later (as with liberal democracy). Libertarian socialists believe in voluntary association and economic democracy. This will allow the individual to reach his/her full potential.

The most famous example of successful libertarian socialism is the anarcho-syndicalist experiment in Spain during to Spanish Civil War, which was eventually destroyed by Communists and Fascists (see Orwell' "Homage to Catalonia" for excellent first hand reportage of this). At its peak, the anarchist union (CNT) had one million members.

Although sharing much of (if not all of) the Marxist analysis of capitalism, lib socialists vehemently oppose state socialism, especially the authoritarian socialism of Lenin, Trotsky, Mao and, more recently, the socialism of Hugo Chavez. The modern dispute between the two schools of socialism began in the First International, in which Karl Marx and Mikhail Bakunin bitterly argued over the road socialists should take. This dispute has continued ever since, with many Marxist regimes imprisoning, murdering (Russia), and exiling (Cuba) anarchists.
Modern advocates of libertarian socialism include linguist Noam Chomsky, historian and playwright Howard Zinn, and the Industrial Workers of the World ("One Big Union"), and the International Workers Association (of which the Spanish CNT is its largest affiliate).

West Georgia Liberation Front 

West Georgia Liberation Front (WGLF) was a debate team from West Georgia who referred to themselves as the West Georgia Liberation Front. Their approach was essentially to mock conventions of debate while putting forth the notion that we can't really know anything with certainty, so attempts to discuss the world as something which can be known are ultimately doomed to fail.
Hey Cole, I found this really kick ass aff from the West Georgia Liberation Front. Let's run this!

Jazz Liberatorz 

Probably the best hip hop artists in da whole underground scene nowadays.

They are a group of three from Paris, France.

They are bringin back that good golden sound with a jazzy hip hop vibe.

Support these guyz!
Man, that jazz liberatorz track is DOPE dogg!

Yo son I know! Something ya feel!

Dexter's Laboratory 

A show on Cartoon Network that focuses on a boy-genius shortie named Dexter. He is usually seen in the show in his lab doing random experiments, while his ditzy ballerina of a sister Dee-Dee messes everything up, thus causing Dexter's temper to go up and kicking her out.

Dexter's hot Mom and smart-ass Dad know NOTHING about what their son is up to. Nothing at all. Dexter also has to face his worst enemy Mandark almost every-day. Mandark, however, is in love with Dee-Dee.

Oh yeah, speaking of Mandark, his parents are hippies. They don't understand his craving for evil and to make Dee-Dee his girlfriend. They want him growing up to be nice and have peace like they do.
Has anyone ever noticed that Dexter's Mom has such a huge butt?

Has anyone ever noticed that Mandark loves Dee-Dee for no reason?

Has anyone ever noticed how Mandark's mother and father never understand him?

Why is Dee-Dee so ditzy anyway? All she does is annoy Dexter to bits!

But otherwise, Dexter's Laboratory is the bomb! Woo-hoo!
Dexter's Laboratory by JellyBean600 December 28, 2018

Chill Laboratory 

Contracted to Chill Lab. A conceptual (or real) place of intense relaxation. The area is so chill that people sometimes forget their first names. Nothing can phase this place because of the fact that its 'chill' level exceeds anything that can phase it. Only beings wise enough to understand the conceptual mental mind set during such presence in the chill lab can achieve the right to claim chill labs. A chill lab is basically a place where everyone just chills and there are no guidos.
...The Bat Cave (Chill Laboratory #216)

Batman: Robin, pass the joint.

Robin: Yeeeeeee...

Lebrator 

a person who despises Lebron James.
Don:"Did you hear Lebron James' Mom was arrested in Miami?"
Victor:"No I don't care, I'm a Lebrator."
Lebrator by dothedo April 27, 2011