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Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

lakers by Huge Larry May 18, 2004

Lakers

NBA Basketball team that think they're all that because of LA-THe Land of the Rich. Got swept by the Detroit Pistons during 2004 FInals. Team is run by egos and pride. Best players are a raper and an overgrown version of Shrek. Lost horribly because of Detroit's HOT defense, and teamwork. Lakers are individuals and ball hoggers.

Laker fans were confused to what happened to the Lakers when they LOST .. well guess what. Lakers aren't that great now are they?

Goes to show that fame and glamourous life isn't all that great.

What happened to the Lakers? They Suck! I'll tell you what happened to the Lakers! The Detroit Pistons happened to the Lakers!

Guess what Lakers? Our Full house (Tay, Ben, Rasheed, Rip, Billups) is better than your pair! (Shaq and Kobe)

Lakers by Rachel June 19, 2004

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The team that gets swept by the Detroit Pistons in game 4 of the 2004 NBA Finals. GO PISTONS! 2004 NBA CHAMPS!

Shaq, Kobe, Karl Malone, Gary Payton, and the rest of the dirty bastards on the Lakers got 0WN3D by the Pistons in the 2004 NBA Finals!

lakers by Joe Rehnquist June 1, 2004

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A team that just keeps winning. Thier team consists of two men: A mutant named "project shaq" and a rapist called kobe. then there are a bunch of extras to take up space.

they fucking suck. good thing kobe is going to jail. the lakers aint gonna be shit after that.

lakers by ballskac June 11, 2004

lakers

A basketball team with god (Shaq) and the king of the kees (kobe)

The Lakers defeated the 76ers

lakers by Supez May 22, 2004

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a team in LA that will never win a 4th championship because malone and payton r getting old and timberwolves r gonna kill them...they will also lose all their good players next year(2005)...LETS GO TIMBERWOLVES!!!

lakers r whack

lakers by Yao Ming, Chau, Yao Yao May 23, 2004

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Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.

The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.

lakers by Laker fan July 15, 2008