A man who is madly in love with a lady named Megs. The only imbalance in Konrad’s relationship with Megs is that he loves her much more than she does him.
When a person’s consistent and immediaterecognition of reused melodies in mundane advertising and movie trailers drives them crazy.
When she realized the music from the Prius commercial was the same as for the My Little Pony spot, she went all Konrad, and now I can only visit her at the hospital on the weekend.