ket back and sides 

a nest of hair, (long or short) on the top of the cranium with no existing hair on the sides or back.
Usually associated with the pharmaceutical drug Ketamine and short shorts.

also variations of the hair cut such as the slick back and ket and the ket mid and fringe, they need no explanation.

"Hey man I've got some K here for that ket back and sides you gave me when we were fucked"

"Yo man, was thinking, rolled up shorts with a tweed shirt to go with my ket back and sides."

ket back and sides by A Man Who Owns A Stable November 23, 2011

ket tornado 

What you get when you have the urge to sneeze after taking a bump of ket in the club and squeeze your nose closed tight to conserve the kestral goods, creating a ket tornado in your nasal passage.

Dylan: Maan am I ketted after that bump

Ricardo V: Right on bruh...hold on, I think I feel a ket tornado brewing

ket tornado by keefrider May 9, 2018

Ket-legs 

A reference to the way in which those who have taken alot of ketamine begin to walk. Ketamine in large quantities sometimes renders you suddenly incapable of doing otherwise simple things like climbing stairs. You sort of feel as if you are no longer sure where your legs start and finish, and you look as if you are trying to walk through dough.

'What the fuck is that guy over there doing?'
'I think he is just trying to get into his tent, but he has major ket-legs. Watch how he wobbles but never falls over!'
'Shit, man.'

Ket-legs by Maryapple May 12, 2009

ket donk 

A ket donk (also known as a ketamine specamin) is someone who’s an absolute mad lad and belongs on a non human spectrum

Ronnie: look at ashraf, whys he taking that board clicker
Maks: because he’s a ket donk

ket donk by Maksimos May 14, 2019

ket den 

A place where drugs and the base are dropped all day everyday. Generally smells like piss and the people that reside there live off a solitary diet of cocaine and ketamine.

Mikey: " I just got a place at Man met uni!!!!"
Jodie " fuck me, that's a ket den"

ket den by Addixxx September 21, 2016

Ket Nest 

Creating a type of 'nest' with people (usually 2 or 3) instead of birds and pillows, cushions, duvets mattresses instead of twigs. Taking lots of ketamine and watching weird trippy visuals on tv or laptop.

Ket nests are usually created after a night of partying with lots of people because the person wants a relaxing come down in a chilled out atmosphere with close friends, comfort and warmth.

There can be variations on the ket nest such as 'festive nest' (ket nest at Christmas time) etc.

Im tired of this party, shall we go home and make a ket nest?

Ket Nest by Bard Life December 25, 2010

Ket Cramps 

Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time

"Oh man, I've got the ket cramps bad."

"Stop taking ket everyday then you filthy scumbag."

Ket Cramps by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011