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kensington charleston chew

Taking a poo onto a plate and freezing it ,then after frozen eating it with your partner wile having sex
ohh man me and danielle had the best kensington charleston chew right before he donkey punched me

Kensington Charleston Chew

The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.
"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."

Kensington Pool 

-A Pool where you run into everyone from Burnaby North Secondary School.

-The most typical pool in Burnaby

-Located across from Burnaby North Secondary School
''oh wow i just ran into Loren at the pool.where? Kensington Pool''no suprise''
Kensington Pool by KitKat001 June 5, 2009

Kensington Mouthwash 

The Curb Stomp maneuver made famous by the film American History X has it's origins in the city of Philadelphia. Known as the "Kensington Mouthwash" it has become the favorite means of dispatching ones foe in the predominantly ghetto neighborhood of Kensington. The Kenzo maneuver has been adopted by the city as a whole, mostly as a joke which shows you what kind of people they really are.

The Kensington Mouthwash requires you to somehow get your opponent onto the ground. Then you force them to open their mouth and bite down on the curb. From there, you apply the proper amount of force onto the back of their head in order to kill the person, preferably with a swift an decisive stomp or kick.
Timmy, get your fucking hands off my cheesesteak or I'm going to take you outside and give you a Kensington Mouthwash.

Kensington Engagement Ring 

Look how trashy that girl is with that kensington engagement ring on her neck.

kensington jizz rag 

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!