Kalani legend 

A tank of a person, an exceptional drinker, driver, and glass-blower. Only a few are eligible for this honor.

Kalani mench, after being a total badass in Beer Pong, and having a SICK 4 runna, with SICK subs, has been anointed with the title of "legend." Kalani Legend is a idol for all.

Kalani legend by ILOVEKALANI September 21, 2009

Kalani Vella 

a gay cunt that likes to smell carrots after they have exited the booty of a turtle

"Mate, dont eat that carrot! Kalani Vella has been here!"

Kalani Vella by ya boizzzz September 17, 2019

kalani maxey 

she is a teachers pet. shes a bitch and a know it all. dont be a kalani.

Dang Kalani maxey is such a teachers pet.

kalani maxey by EdithPerez101 May 13, 2018

Kalani King 

A dumbass piece of shit. Also a hardcore drift cosplayer. A Kalani will date his best friends girlfriend. Only uses Xbox one but sucks at fortnite. He’s a single mother who’s a male with no kids. He’s constantly on his period.

Suede: Do you wanna hang out?
Kalani: I’m on my period tho.
Suede:Wern’t you a week ago?

Kalani: *cries* Why are you such a dick!
Suede: Why are you such a Kalani King?!

Kalani King by UmWhereAreYou November 22, 2019

Kalani te ohaere 

Kalani is an actual flop. He talks absolute shit and thinks he’s the fucking man , he is also a desperate fuck and will any girl . Most kalanis have a problem were they can’t cum or make anyone else cum . Overall if u meet a kalani make sure to stay because most kalani are fuckwits, liars , annoying , thinks there too shit because they think that everyone is obsessed with and he is a back stabbing bitch

Oi do you know kalani te ohaere , well yeah don’t talk to him anyone because he is a cocky cunt that thinks he’s top fucking shit

Kalani te ohaere by Urlocaltradie566 March 6, 2019

kalani gramento 

the greatest man alive

Micheal Jordan is an kalani gramento

kalani gramento by kzueb gramy March 28, 2022

kalani brown 

the best girl in the world. shes so beautiful and the most lovable person ever. she's different from anyone you'll ever meet. I love her so so much and want nothing but the absolute best for her. she will grow up to be the purest, most determined women ever and will fight for her truth. kalani isn't for everyone, but she's for me.

"do you see that money chasing gorgeous girl??"
"yea, her name must be kalani brown"

kalani brown by boobieluvr123 November 19, 2023