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cock-juggling-thunder-cunt 

hallarious insult used in Blade Trinity.
"You cock-juggling-thunder-cunt!"

Cock Juggling 

Being engaged in oral sex with 3 cocks in the following fashion: One in each hand and one in the mouth. Both hands and mouth must be preoccupied with cock in order to be considered Cock Juggling.
Dean is such a total cock juggler. I saw him stroking off a guy with each hand while he was chugging on some cock as well. I never knew loved cock juggling so much.

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A swear word a million billion times worse than "Guff". First used by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

jingling the change 

Choking the chicken, flippin the burgers, beatin your meat.
Did you see Dr.K jingling the change during class the other day?

juggling turds with wet hands 

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

cock juggling thunder cunt