Judeah 

Shes a nice, girl she’s pretty funny and very dirty minded. She make lots of freinds because of her humor. When you mess with her you should be sorry. She’s forgiving though.

Millie: she’s really nice

Sally: she must be a Judeah!

Judeah by Millie.cheese.lollipopppzz January 8, 2019

Russian Judge 

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

Russian Judge by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

bad jubies 

Bad Jubies is defined as the bad vibe or aura that a person, place or thing gives off. When an object or person gives off bad jubies it is in your best interest to get the fuck away from said bad jubies.

That guy Diego calls himself "D-money". He has bad jubies, stay away from him.

bad jubies by 18thcenturyho May 17, 2016

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6 by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think

Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

Don't judge a book by its cover by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

call the judge and get some fudge 

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

call the judge and get some fudge by maagik January 13, 2019

Judge Cheeto 

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.

Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"

Judge Cheeto by Potato Sack June 12, 2009