jeesuus 

when completely normal shit happens and you're like "JEESUUS"

"Damn! Makin toast like JEESUUS!"

jeesuus by JEESUUS September 11, 2013

Jeese 

The buying and/or consumption of two or more "Joose". (Energy drink containing 9.9% alcohol by volume. Usually found in the hand of a "homie")

I'm going to the liquor store to get a 30 pack and a flock of Jeese.

Jeese by BYoudon'tknowme August 14, 2010

Jeesi 

Anyone of the many people that look like Jesus Christ

Hey look that Hippie looks like a Jeesi

Jeesi by Steven A Sayegh August 23, 2006

Black Jeesus 

Sometimes thought of as Morgan Freeman. While Morgan Freeman may be god, he is not Black Jeesus, that would be his son, Denzel Washington.

Yes, I guess Denzel Washington, Black Jeesus, is Jewish.

Black Jeesus by Worgen Freeman November 30, 2010

Jeesy 

Any religious cheesiness.

J.C looks jeesy in those robes, or dude, that mass was so jeesy today.

Jeesy by Claudio P September 12, 2003

jeested 

From Chrisus Jeest, the spoonerised version of Jesus Christ, used as "im injured" when an ed ending is present.

I broke my arm bro, im jeested.

jeested by Makaierino June 2, 2017

Jeeshan 

Huge cock

Wow that horse is hung like Jeeshan

Jeeshan by Extremely cool and composed November 23, 2021