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An elevated level of the word jankins. The ultimate in coolness
Dude, this party is beyond jankins, it’s so Jarvis
Jarvis by Bob H August 16, 2019
A handsome young man that is a lovable machine that engage you to make you work your ass off in loves you no matter what.
Jarvis: I love you no matter what
Unknown person: I love you too
Jarvis by Tyleah Harris November 15, 2017
person a: jarvis is the goat
person b: yes
Jarvis by love, kelly November 5, 2020
A male who is under average in height. He has short brown/black hair and eyes and looks below average. He can be a dick at times and I mean all the time. He is also really toxic and lies a lot to make people like him. He seeks attention and will do anything just to get it, be it you want him to or not. He may seem like a nice person at first but after you get to know him he isn't the person you expect him to be. Pushing the blame to the other and making himself the victim is a daily thing a jarvis does. He is also very 2 faced so do not be surprised if he backstabs you. Jarvis can also be very stubborn and will not change his toxicated ways despite telling him numerous times, thus explaining the fact that he has lost numerous friends and that no one likes him.
Person 1: Hey did you hear the tea about Jarvis?
Person 2: Obviously! He played with my friend's feelings!
Jarvis by wannabepokemon March 30, 2019
when someone feels like that have underachieved
Person 1: "I did bad on that exam"

Person 2: "I know, I feel like a right jarvis"
jarvis by oliverb95 June 16, 2011
Pencil dick having ass who is the definition of a 2-pump-chump (see also: 1-minute wonder) -- Makes up for where he lacks downstairs with his awful, boring personality. Fuck yourself, Jarvis.
Brandy: Really, less than a minute again?
Jarvis: It's in my nature, babe. I can't fix it. Let's go grab some numbing gel.
Jarvis by Daddy Bonhoeffer 6969 February 7, 2018