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Jizz Hermit 

A person living in seclusion that relies on Jizz for nourishment.
"Fuck Joel, why are you such a Jizz Hermit?"


(Mate#1) "I think Joel is actually a Jizz Hermit."
(Mate#2) "Well he is withdrawn and depends on Jizz for sustenance."
Jizz Hermit by Mangoe's January 16, 2009

Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014

Hermit Mode 

Hermit Mode is a period in anyone's life where depending on a situation you lock yourself away without telling anyone.

Usually in Hermit Mode you restrict yourself from social networking sites and people in general.

There's many reasons why you'd go into hermit mode such as depression, anxiety, boredom of company, stressed or he/she may haw studying to do but end up playing games anyway.

Basically when people/friends learn this phase every so often, they realise that there's no point trying to talk them out of it, and no point trying to see them.
Arran: Have you seen Joe?

Ryan: I think he's in hermit mode

.......

Matthew: I think I'm going to he's over to Joes.

Denise: he's in hermit mode

........

Bro: where you been crazy fool

Joe: Needed some space, went into hermit mode
Hermit Mode by ColdDeath April 20, 2016

hermitcraft 

Hermitcraft is a large group of youtubers that play survival Minecraft 1.16 together.
The server was oringaly created by generikb but is know owned/manged by Xisuma.

The server members are currently playing Minecraft version 1.16 (The Nether Update) on their seventh season.

The server has had a total of six seasons spaning over 8 years, there are a total of 27 members of the server altough afew of them are currently not active.

Server Members:
BdoubleO100
Biffa2001

EthosLab
cubfan135
hypnotizd
docm77
Jessassin
FalseSymmetry
Keralis
goodtimeswithscar
Grian
vintagebeef
iJevin
xBcrafted
impulseSV
Iskall85
JoeHillsTSD
MumboJumbo
PythonGB
rendog
Stressmonster101
TangoTek
Tinfoilchef
welsknightgaming
xisumavoid
ZedaphPlays
ZombieCleo
Billy: I love watching hermitcraft.
John: Same!
Billy: Lets be friends.
hermitcraft by GamemodeH August 2, 2020

Hermioneophobia

the fear of failing in the OWLs and NEWTs
*two friends going to appear for their OWLs in 5 minutes*

Friend 1: "Let's go and have some snacks before the exam, we've already done enough revision"

Friend 2: "NO! I don't wanna fail in my OWLs. I have yet to revise once more..." *frantically turns book's pages*

Friend 1: "Oh, so you have Hermioneophobia!"
Hermioneophobia by Grimizan June 29, 2011

No Hermie 

Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.
Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"
No Hermie by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015