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Tim Henson 

he is apart of polyphia and the most hot sexy man to ever walk the earth. he is a person who wears white and black. he is VERY talented when it comes to producing music and playing instruments (guitar). he has long curly hair and pretty much his whole body is tattooed which in my book is hot as fuck. he has a gf. just the way he listens to music and vibes to it makes me feel things. hes so amazing and cool. and he has a really soothing voice.
Me: I FUCKING LOVE TIM HENSON!
You: calm tf down gorl
Me: NEVER!

Jim Henson

the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.
that bitch was so loose not even the ole' Jim Henson fazed her
Jim Henson by Mr. Higgins May 1, 2006

Jim Henson

(Also known as the Jeff Dunham)
(verb) To anally fist a girl so deep, she is literally your hand puppet. You can also substitute Jim Henson for Jeff Dunham when dealing with your more contemporary gals who just don't have any clue who the fuck the Muppets are.
Dude I just Jim Hensoned the shit out of this bitch. Literally, shoulder deep, feces on my collar bone. Whats good?

blythe henson 

Sexy ass blonde texan with the nicest ass ever created on a womans body
DAMN!..I wanna do Blythe Henson.
blythe henson by BRAD October 19, 2004

tim henson 

The host of the Distorted View Daily podcast. You might like it if you are looking at random words on here! His followers are referred to as "Freaks."
Tim Henson played the sound from a gay fisting video at the beginning of Distorted View.
tim henson by Cactus Jack May 21, 2021

Jim Henson Job 

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.
Jim Henson Job by Funkyisms July 20, 2016