Henri Jeanson 

A "Henri Jeanson", so to speak, is a phenomenon in which all the world's charisma, magnetism, charm, intelligence and generally all attributes considered to be peaks of humanity are coalesced into a mortal form - designated Henri Jeanson. This scantly seen entity walks the Earth truly devoid of flaws, merely observing the comparatively sullied environment around itself, taking notes for machinations beyond the descriptive scope of our lexicons. Truly a being of praise.

"I am become Henri Jeanson" - Henri Jeanson

Henri Jeanson by SirEggulous May 3, 2025

Henri Gooner

The act of two females scissoring each other but forget to lube up but realize they don't have to because they are females.

I accidentally did a Henri Gooner with my roommate. I'm so stupid.

Henri Gooner by George Corn October 19, 2025

Antoine-Henri Jomini 

Swiss-French general and military theorist. After a volunteer stint with the French army (1798 – 1800), he wrote his Treatise on Grand Military Operations, 5 vol. (1805). He was appointed staff colonel in 1805 by Napoleon I, who had read his book. He was created a baron after the Treaties of Tilsit (1807). He rose to the post of chief of staff, but unjust treatment by his superiors prompted him to resign (1813), and thereafter he fought for France's enemy, Russia. Of his numerous later works on military history and strategy, the best known are Principles of Strategy (1818) and Summary of the Art of War (1838). He was the first to fix divisions between strategy, tactics, and logistics, and his systematic attempt to define the principles of warfare made him a founder of modern military thought.

"A state attacked by another which renews an old claim rarely yields it without a war: it prefers to defend its territory, as is always more honorable. But it may be advantageous to take the offensive, instead of awaiting the attack on the frontiers." - Antoine-Henri Jomini

Antoine-Henri Jomini by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

Antoine Henri Jomini 

Jomini was a major general in the Napoleonic’s army and later in the Russian army of Alexander I, and one of the most celebrated writers on the Napoleonic art of war. He also organized the militia of the Helvetic Republic. He published a total of 27 books on modern warfare. His most significant of works was his 1838 Précis de l'art de la guerre (Summary of the Art of War). According to the historian John Shy, Jomini "deserves the dubious title of founder of modern strategy.” He suggested 4 fundamental rules for when in battle: one, move one’s forces to bear upon the enemy’s most important points and disrupt communications without placing one’s own force in a vulnerable position; two, instead of bringing one’s own forces to bear all the enemy’s force, concentrate on just one part of the enemy’s force; three, determine the decisive point of the battlefield and the enemy’s force to maneuver one’s forces against it; and four, when concentrating mass upon decisive points, do so quickly and in a well timed and coordinated maneuver. One of the key principles to Jominian thought was the idea of maintaining the initiative. If a general had control of his forces, he could force his opponent to react to his wishes achieving a strategic initiative.

"Logistics comprises the means and arrangements which work out the plans of strategy and tactics. Strategy decides where to act; logistics brings the troops to this point." - Antoine Henri Jomini

Antoine Henri Jomini by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009

Dirty henri 

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.

'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'

Dirty henri by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020

paul-henri 

A Legendary white nigger. Who is hot as hell and has a 25cm Cock. Paul-Henri has a higher IQ than Albert Einstein.

Paul-Henri is not fat he is muscular with pretty nipples. Be careful if you see him on the bus as he may ask you if you want to listen to Sicko Mode or Mo Bamba.

HOT CHICKS WITH DD TITIS:"OH DO YOU SEE PAUL-HENRI I WANT TO MAKE THE SICKO MODE IN MY MO BAMBA WITH HIM".

paul-henri by PUSSYHUNTE69 February 7, 2019

THE HENRI FONDA 

THE ART OF OLD MEN PULLING THEIR OLD WRINKLED SCROTUM'S FULLY OVER A WOMAN'S FACE

"YO DUDE!" MY DAD WENT TO A SENIOR'S DANCE AND GAVE SOME OLD HO' THE HENRI FONDA. THE BITCH NEVER SAW IT COMIN'"

THE HENRI FONDA by DartmouthInDaHouse June 9, 2009