harlan mann 

a total wanker with poofy hair and glasses and he wears a squeaky jacket and throws his snot rags at people

his laugh is annoying and he smells like old people

and he also has funny taste in music

basically he sucks

jees you are such a harlan when you sodomize those goats

harlan mann by becca January 20, 2005

harlan mann 

someone who smells like boiled vegetables

basically they sucks

you are such a harlan when you sodomize those goats

harlan mann by becca January 20, 2005

harlan and lolo 

The cutest couple on earth!!!!! Everyone wants to be them they are so hot 🥵

Omg harlan and lolo are so cute

Did you see harlan and lolo kissing today?

harlan and lolo by angeldust123 September 30, 2021

kevin harlan

One of the best commentators in NBA history or NFL history, this man will literally make anything really dramatic and exciting.

Kevin Harlan: LEBRON JAMES WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

kevin harlan by itsyaboi2323 March 3, 2021

max harlan 

The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.

idiot ethan max harlan

max harlan by EMR976751 February 15, 2014

Father Harlan

Father Harlan is a very holy person. Father Harlan is someone who will always follow the gospel and will never do anything wrong.

Father Harlan gets so scared when people drink alcohol around him.

Father Harlan and Laura are saving sex for marriage.

Father Harlan by Jack Bacoulis June 16, 2021

A Taylor Harlan 

A very sweet and special woman. She'll talk to you about anything and legitimately cares. She is also very beautiful with a good sense of humor, and doesn't mind a corny line or two to thrown at her. She is rather confusing at times though, and will throw out mixed feelings about how she feels. She usually has a boyfriend to make things complicated and to assure you're in the friend zone, even if you thought there was something there. Then you don't know what to do because she stops talking to you and you feel like an ass because you don't want her out of your life but you can't deny you're in love with her.

Man that chick is such a taylor harlan, everytime I get close to her I get stuck In the friend zone

A Taylor Harlan by Vladimir_770 December 18, 2013