holy ghosting 

When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.

Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.

holy ghosting by laserboy June 13, 2016

holy ghosting 

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

holy ghosting by PhantomPooper December 14, 2014

Holy Ghosting 

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!

Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!

Holy Ghosting by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

Holy Ghosting 

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

Holy Ghosting by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018

Holy ghosting 

When you meet someone at church and decide you no longer want to be friends, so you stop showing up at church.

I'm holy ghosting her because she was crazy. Hail satan!

Holy ghosting by Savannahghost November 7, 2018

Holy Ghosting 

When God ignores your prayers.

I prayed for a mansion, and a new car, and lots of cash. But, nothing happened. I think God is Holy Ghosting me!

Holy Ghosting by The Baron Tube March 26, 2021

holy ghosted

That feeling, when you have sincerely begged, pleaded and prayed, and got nothing.

I have been praying to get an answer from god to make my decision, but he sent me no signs. I think I got holy ghosted.

holy ghosted by Feodora Tonks December 21, 2021