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Gravel dick 

Gravel dick: This is an imaginary sexual act motivated by extreme hatred. The perpetrator develops an erection, then slathers their penis in crazy glue, followed by the application of copious amounts of aquarium gravel. The perpetrator then sodomizes the victim repeatedly causing torrential anal bleeding, and permanent anal incontinence. As this rather despicable act causes rather intense pain, and perhaps permanent injury to the perpetrator (as well as the victim) it portrays the depth of hatred towards the victim (i.e., I hate you so much I would do gravel dick on you). You have to really hate someone to do gravel dick on them. Most often used as a mental revenge fantasy against those in the work place. Somewhat comparable to donkey punch in that it is imaginary, and involves violent inappropriate sexual content.
Mark was so angry at his boss for blaming him for another's actions that he daydreamed about gravel dicking him for the rest of the afternoon.
Gravel dick by Semen Tower July 28, 2010

gravel dragger 

A women whose vagina has had so many sexual interactions that it appears that she has sat on a gravel road and proceeded to scoot along it with her vagina as the point of contact.
The girl i hooked up with last night was such a gravel dragger that her excess vaginal skin was able to encase my testes.
gravel dragger by William Taige November 12, 2006

Gravel Driveway 

A chick with a cellulite coated ass, full of dimples. It looks like she just was sitting in a gravel driveway.
That chick in the red bikini looked good from the front, then she walked past and I saw she had a gravel driveway.
Gravel Driveway by Skip Leo April 9, 2008

gravel fuck 

When you fuck a girl hard outside on the ground, its called a gravel fuck, because when they get up they have gravel stuck to their ass.
Dude, last night Sheila and I couldn't even make it into the house, I just gravel fucked her right there in the driveway.
gravel fuck by JordyB May 17, 2012

Gravel for your duck 

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.
"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

gravel dance

When two or more people get into a heated argument, leave the building (bar/tavern), and fight in the driveway or parking lot. Gravel dances are most commonly found in small towns and rural areas.
"Oh gosh, looks like Billy and Bob are about to gravel dance again. That's the third night this week!"
gravel dance by Digital Architect December 16, 2015