Geriatric bunny.

A geriatric bunny is a senior citizen w energizer batteries.

A 71 year old named Barnacle that has a Harley Davidson and a hot rod would be considered a geriatric bunny.

by ATX September 2, 2018

geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

Geriatric teacher

A miserable old sod, usually with a beard, who corrects anybody and everybody at every opportune moment. Particularly anal about poor grammar. A geriatric teacher tries to remain relevant by wearing cartoon socks.

I’m being taught by a geriatric teacher

by Lady Victoria January 19, 2022

Geriatric Disco

Where they play the Jay-Z song that samples "Forever Young" and old people dance very slowly and sadly with each other. More deaths occur here than happen from drugs in normal Discos. These are in Europe.

"I'm going to die soon"
hag dances closer
"Me too"

Hookup occurs. Death ensues. Good way to keep the population down. This all happens inside the geriatric disco.

by mome-wrath March 30, 2010

geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.

Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."

by SexyLilKara June 18, 2008

geriatric pimpin

Ho'ing out Senior Citizen bitches.

Damn that nigga be geriatric pimpin like a motherfucker!

by Mac Geriatrickz you Ho October 26, 2010

geriatric slut

An older slut, usually over the age of 40. They’re usually more established and experienced than a basic slut. High mileage.

Hooking up with geriatric sluts is top tier. You don’t have to worry about ubering them home, paying for stuff, or them catching feelings. They have their own and know what they want.

by Kairo2020 October 2, 2020