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(The) Gentlemans Lift

The act of steadily, but with confidence, lifting your heels up and rocking your weight from the ball of your feet and back to your heels again. Repeat this process, at the very least 4 times, while standing around with one male friend (minimum).
Yesterday, while smoking my pipe and doing (The) Gentlemans Lift, I had a fruitful conversation with one of my male acquaintances.

Gentlemanity 

When a guy has a lot of gentleman like qualities and is manly. Also is full of humanity and, err, stuff.
12 year old Girl: "So, I need to find a guy with a lot of gentlemanity?"
Much older Girl: "Yes, it is important to find a guy who won't treat you like a video game."
12 year old Girl: "You mean play me?"
Much older Girl: "Exactly"
Gentlemanity by yocjelia July 31, 2011

gentlemans piss-fruit 

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.
guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'

Gentlemans Handshake

ejackelating in a females mouth and requesting she spit the contents in your hand, then slapping her in the face with the content filled hand
Gentlemans Handshake

I blew my load in sallys mouth then she spit it in my hand and I gave her

a "Gemtlemans Handshake"
Gentlemans Handshake by HeiseKool October 2, 2010

gentlemans club 

The gentleman's club is a group of sexy ass motherfuckers who go to South Hills High school. Made up from a diverse selection of inviduals, people of race are represented from voluptuous filipinos, Enticing indians, masterful mexicanos, Crazy Chinese, Taiwanese trinkets, and a naughty negro. They are ultimate with the ladies... and when combined the aura they give off brings all the ladies to the hood.
Typical conversation

Sexy female: you are sooo sweet and sexy... and i want you to bone the SHIT outta me

Gentleman's Club member::unzips pants::
gentlemans club by bigdaddymatt December 10, 2004

Gentlemans Lunch 

Having sex with a daughter and mum in the same night. It does not have to be at the same time. Walking from the daughters room into the mums room is generally where it starts.
I had sex with my girlfriend and her mum asked if I would pleasure her after I was finished. I had a gentlemans lunch :)