Formspring Loner

A Formspring Loner is one who asks themselves an anonymous question on Formspring that they wish to answer, but no one has asked them.

How big is your penis?

Good Question, It is two inches. FROM THE GROUND!!!

^^^ Formspring Loner

Formspring Loner by jomama217 December 24, 2010

Formspring fishing 

The act of constantly posting your formspring link in hopes that someone will ask you a question about your life. Usually this fishers will sit all day without a question, and will fall into depression over the fact they have no friends who give a damn.

Lexi has been formspring fishing all day, but nobody wants to ask her why her cunt smells like dead fish.

Formspring fishing by 4s.gv December 9, 2010

formspring bullying

Formspring is the newest outlet for jr. high/high school cyberbullling on the interwebs. you can post anonymously on anyone's page, thus creating drama when you "forget" to click anonymous. (scenerio A) also a good place for fake people, who have no friends, so they decide to ask themselves questions anonymously to make themselves look good. this also creates drama when some eagle eye calls your bluff. (scenario B)

examples of formspring bullying:
Scenario A:

fs user a: ohmygod i hate u cus ur rly ugly! by anonymous
fs user b: wow okay whatever y dont u tell me who this is?
fs user a: you'll never kno who this is!!! by fsusr12256
fs user b: AHA! you forgot to put anonymous!omg *drama*

Scenario B:

fs user a: *has no friends* OMG what a great idea i just had....*is typing into FS* "you are sooo pretty omg i wanna date yu but im scared to ask" *THINKS she clicks anonymous*
no one will ever know......
fs user b: omg, ok like why did you ask yourself a question? you're such a looooser omg!!! im tellin every1 ur a fake lier!

mature adults: jeez. middle schoolers these days.

formspring bullying by dontgetfeis March 27, 2010

Formspring Bomb 

A very large series of questions submitted to one person via Formspring. Often these questions are pointless, and meant to annoy/excite the recipient. Formspring Bombs should consist of no less than 5 questions.

I Formspring Bombed this girl last night, she'll never answer all those questions.

Formspring Bomb by JohnLennon27 April 10, 2011

Formspring Fag 

A person who talks shit by asking questions anonymously on Formspring and is too much of a pussy to say it to there face

John "Dude! Did you see what I said to her on Formspring?"
Tim "well did you actually show your name?"

John" Hell no, I could never say that to her face so i clicked hide my name she will never know"
Tim "Wow dude you are sucha Formspring fag its unbelievable, grow a pair ya dick"

Formspring Fag by Nononohey!! June 12, 2011

Formspring clinger

Somebody who constantly writes on someone else's formspring, anonymously or not. Typically incredibly annoying and leads to clogged feed.

Anonymous clingers mostly turn out to be immature teens who live their life on the internet and have few or no friends in real life.

Bill: Dude, I got like 400 questions on Formspring from Suzie yesterday!

Bob: Uh-oh, you've got a Formspring clinger. Commence evasive maneuvers.

Formspring clinger by The Gnargoyle August 20, 2010

The Phantom of Formspring 

Some one who leaves anonymous messages on peoples Formspring profile that are musical, romantic, or stalker-esk

Hey i rely like you but im to afraid to actually talk to you so im gunna be a total looser and anonymously post something on formspring in hopes that it may further my attempts in wooing you although clearly it cant work because you dont know who i am - The Phantom of Formspring

The Phantom of Formspring by The Phantom of Formspring June 13, 2010