My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!
A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.
Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”