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Filet Mignon of Tubesteak 

A Filet Mignon of Tubesteak is a Perfect Dick like mine that some lucky guys have.
My roomie, Matt, says that I have a Filet Mignon of Tubesteak for a dick, but my dick is just like his -- when I suck him off - it's like sucking myself!

Filet Minion 

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.
"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."
Filet Minion by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

Filet Mignon

A Filet Mignon is the sexual act of performing oral sex until the male genitalia goes from a soft boner to a "semi-hard" dick then sticking the penis in the vagina until it becomes hard. The act got its name because the filet mignon cut of beef is known for being the most tender, like a soft penis.
Bro, Chelsey couldn't get my dick hard last night, so we filet mignoned until i was hard enough to blow my load.
Filet Mignon by Danomite23 March 15, 2011

filet your mignon 

filet your mignon by booxy August 23, 2017

Filet menon 

When a female masturbates with a sharp end of a steak knife
That bitch filet menoned her pussy with a steak knife.
Filet menon by BadAshMF November 13, 2020

Filet O’ Cock 

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.
“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later
Filet O’ Cock by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021