Eat a dick 

The act of eating dicks. Could be several, could be one, but all I know is you'll have some fun! wkl (Xbox) loves to do so in his spare time. He is relatively homosexual, but gets the job done. Eating dicks is a true skill and should not be looked down upon. You could be eating dicks right now and you just don't know it yet, it is commonly used as a term to call someone you don't like *wkl*. Whilst requiring a fair amount of skill, the act of "eating dicks" is only performed by the master tier 100 cunts.

Wow, he really eats all of the dicks... How many? So many.

Eat a dick is just the informal way of telling someone to go away.

Eat a dick by Big facs July 3, 2018

EAT A DICK 

eat a dick. usually an insult thrown at someone of lesser intelligence. when said, you are inviting the victim of the insult to partake in the digestion of your genitalia, specifically, the penis.

mary: JOHN, there's something I need to tell you.

john: what is it?

mary: im pregnant.

john: EAT A DICK BITCH!!!!

EAT A DICK by SHERLOCK HOLMES 2 August 15, 2010

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th by "Underpants kid" April 9, 2020

Eat a Dick 

EAT a Dick = SOULJA BOY

SOULJA BOY: YAAAAAHHH!!!!

LEGENDARY ICE T: EAT A DICK SOULJA BOY....YOU SINGLE HANDEDLY KILLED HIP HOP

Eat a Dick by PLA J SNIP October 18, 2008

eat that dick up

leave me alone/ shut the fuck up

“mane eat that dick up”
louisiana term

eat that dick up by eatthatpussyyy445 March 19, 2020

eat the dick 

phrase used to silence someone usually after saying something retarded. Or just to shut someone up even if they may have a point. Along with the added effect of ruining nearly any setting.

Todd: "Rich, turn the car off you're wasting my battery"
Rich: "Eat the dick, you use less battery power if it's on."
Todd: "what no it don't!"
Rich: "eat the dick"
-akward silence for the other 4 people in the car-

eat the dick by Xeb November 13, 2003

eat a dick 

Usually used as a joke.

1- Hey man, you hungry?
2- Yeah man, I'm fuckin' starving
1- Really? You should go eat a dick.

eat a dick by dannyisajew September 16, 2003