Doofenshmirtz 

The god of all gods, and the kings of all kings.

well all we can do now is just pray to Doofenshmirtz that it all works

Doofenshmirtz by Dooftown Doofie May 21, 2019

dookie bomb 

A poop in a public restroom that smells really bad.

The 4th floor girls of Bryan Hall drop dookie bombs all the time.

dookie bomb by pine November 1, 2007

dookie cough 

1. The phrase you get when you switch the first letters of 'cookie dough.' Simple enough.

2. A sudden and often repetitively occurring defense reflex which helps to clear the large breathing passages containing the waste product from one's digestive tract expelled through the anus, conceivably following coprophagy.

1. (c(+ d)ookie - c) + (d(+ c)ough - d) = dookie cough.

2. He made me eat his shit so when I gave him head I dookie coughed all over his dick. Payback, bitch.

dookie cough by UnusedCliche January 2, 2010

doofenshmirtz evil incorporated 

When you invent a new inator

"Behold, my masturbatinator! Btw this is doofenshmirtz evil incorporated "

doofenshmirtz evil incorporated by $teven the king March 7, 2018

Spooky Dookie 

The term you use when taking a shit in the dark

Damn man. The power went out and i took a spooky dookie

Spooky Dookie by Bushwacker9000 September 12, 2016

glock dookie 

Toothpaste tubes filled with nut, poop, piss, or a mix of all inside, used by gang bangers or those with no stick (gun)

Quandale: “Ay say this a robbery empty yo pockets”
Daquavious: “Watchu finna do with that toothpaste, wait is that a GLOCK DOOKIE!?!?”

glock dookie by lottapressure May 9, 2022

Churn the Dookie Butter

Plunging a backed up toilet full of shit!

The toilet got clogged after I took a shit, so I had to churn the dookie butter!

Churn the Dookie Butter by MM85 July 15, 2014