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got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal 

Originally coined by unknown person of incredible literary talent, made popular by Anthony, this phrase is an analogy often used to encourage people pursuing someone of the opposite gender which is already attached.

This analogy is based on the empirical evidence of soccer matches with positive goals scored (n > 0), despite the presence of a goalkeeper intending precisely to stop that. Similarly, just because a girl (guy) has a boyfriend (girlfriend), doesn't mean that she (he) is automatically unavailable.

A skilled striker may still be able to score a goal despite the presence of a goalkeeper. Of course, the presence of a goalkeeper does increase the difficulty associated with goal-scoring.

This has led to phrases such as "I can't even score an open goal!" or "wow Kenji can score goal even with so many defenders!"

Note: the definition listed above in no way represents the attitude of the author towards the subject
A: "wow that girl is amazing! too bad she's already with that stud Anthony"

B: "what kind of defeatist attitude is that! don't you know, got goalkeeper doesn't mean cannot score goal!"

A: "alright i'm going for it! watch out Anthony!"
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why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me
well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

DM DOES GB 

DM DOES GB is a great Sexual reference from the show "The Office."
DM DOES GB by I DON LOSE June 5, 2017

How does 'get fucked' sound? 

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.
Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

mesh does doom 

A hilarious series of videos posted on www.mackandmesh.com about a very nervous individual playing through various levels of doom 3.
www.mackandmesh.com, your life depends on it
mesh does doom by Mika January 1, 2005

“does she listen to girl in red?” 

A popular phrase used mainly on Tiktok to identify if a girl is a lesbian (or just likes other girls). Girl in red is a popular lesbian singer, so her audience is mainly queer women.
-“Did you see the new tiktok she uploaded? She is SOOO pretty! Should i hit her up?”
-“Idk...”
- “Does she listen to girl in red?”

does iron man love me? 

he loves you 3000
you: does iron man love me?
Tony Stark: yes. he loves you 3000