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Discovery Intermediate 

A school infested by roaches in every classroom you go in and is so broke that the wifi is slow as fuck.

We got a Mr. Clean, a cherry fuck, a fatass whale, and more.

The food is cold as fuck and is probably 3 weeks old. Discovery needs to be closed down, no cap
Isn’t Discovery Intermediate that crazy ass school with all those fights?
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Discovery Dose 

Your daily fact that'll make you the reigning champion of workplace trivia and pub quizzes alike.
Person A: "How did you become so good at workplace trivia?"
Person B: "It's all thanks to my Discovery dose. It's like having a superpower that makes me the trivia hero of the office."

Discovery Channel

Sharks and sex.
Did they change it?
No, still the same old discovery channel

Discovery Of America 

Many Many years ago Noah was sailing around on his ark with all the animals. After years at sea the ark was becoming something of a tip, there was shit everywhere. So one day Noah desided to compress all the fosilised animal shit together and throw it over board. Thousands of years later Christopher Columbus was on a fishing trip and discovered it!
Christopher Columbus: WOW! Would you look at that great piece of shit. I think I will discover this and place a rare breed of people on it, loan them my language until the develop one of their own and call them Yanks. This is the discovery of America.

Discovery Term 

A place where unmotivated students and unmotivated teachers are put in a classroom for the last 2 weeks of the school.
"Last two weeks of school and I'm so bored. It must be discovery terms."

Discovery Channelling 

The process of recieving inspiration from animals while having sex. Having sex like animals usually on nature programs on the Discovery Channel. The way animals have sex (no shame) rough, animal-like, frenzied sex.

Orginated in Bloodhound Gang songs.
Man, we were really Discovery channelling last night!

Hey baby, I would like to do some Discovery channelling with you tonight.
Discovery Channelling by chachee90 December 2, 2010