i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. 

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE

I, EvaX humbly submit a toast to Nicholas Alexander for successfully managing to pirate WarCraft III so he may play defense of the ancients. Congratulations, Nick. Enjoy your dota.

i, evax humbly submit a toast to nicholas alexander for successfully managing to pirate warcraft iii so he may play defense of the ancients. congratulations, nick. enjoy your dota. by Siriusexclu October 27, 2020

The Asuka Defense 

When someone evades an accusation by just saying they didn’t do it and it works.

“She has no real alibi, she’s just throwing out The Asuka Defense.”

The Asuka Defense by Jester45 February 24, 2021

Team Defense Fort Two 

Team defense fort two is the ultimate video activated game experience for the best video gameing interwebsite, mater cum. it is curate by volvo gameso and is funey. you have emots like russain dance, ahwaii dance, america disco, and paper paper scisrock. you can also play as nicolas cage but hes not nicoal cagg.* You hav e the hats and then you giot the boom boom pow stick like, guns, explosive, and fire. and there hats**. stay cool and always rememboar

I am being held hostage in a cellar in vermont pls help.

me; favorite gaem
friends: wot m8 you fucking *falls asleep*

me: a dammit buggin wanker face poopoo head

Team Defense Fort twoo

Team Defense Fort Two by someone trapped in Vermont May 30, 2019

the cartoon defense 

The defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
Nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.

I wasn't harassing and stalking that woman, Pepe le Pew does it all the time.
Classic use of the Cartoon Defense.

the cartoon defense by James Dracon February 7, 2013

The Crab Defense 

The greatest Beer Pong distraction since tits.

We don't have breasts. Let's try the Crab Defense instead.

The Crab Defense by Seriously Cheese June 16, 2010

bath salt defense 

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.

You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.

bath salt defense by zharper0 August 9, 2012

yuppie-nuremberg defense

the "yuppie nuremberg" defense is when someone does something they know is wrong but tries justify it by simply saying they're doing it for the money. typically a lame excuse. . from the film, "thank you for smoking."

1; You know what your doing is wrong.
2; Everybody has a mortgage to pay.
1; Ah, the yuppie-nuremberg defense.

yuppie-nuremberg defense by markymark44 March 7, 2010