Datedrop 

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

Datedrop by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

DateDick 

A person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.

Geezus. I had a feeling weeks ago she was a datedick, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Now I'm stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a Saturday night.

DateDick by RJKCAT July 9, 2018

datard 

Someone who still uses cellular data even know there's a free Wi-Fi network available to them

Does that datard know that this building has free, high speed Wi-Fi? Why are they wasting their data?

datard by morroplex December 10, 2019

dated 

the best clothing shop in the UK

wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.

dated by datedforever February 4, 2022

Dated 

What losers and broke folks call beautiful craftsmanship to make themselves feel better about having ugly white walls and make it seem socially acceptable, cool, “modern” and trendy.

Also a term sheep use to feel like they fit in and to get a sense that they are cool and hip.

That hand carved mahogany dresser is so dated. The 80s want their dresser back haha. Honey where’s the white paint? let’s paint it white to match the house!

Dated by Julius chaos February 26, 2025

datageddon

When a company gets hacked and IT is forced to shut down systems, networks, and data access to contain the breach, bringing normal operations to a sudden halt. Often accompanied by panic emails, locked accounts, and employees realizing how dependent everything is on data systems.

Email is down, the network drives are offline, and IT just told everyone to disconnect from Wi-Fi — welcome to datageddon.

datageddon by Munchieman5150 March 9, 2026

Oak Dated

The kitchen cabinetry typically found in a home built in the 1990's.

Buyer: I would like to see the home on Beck Street. What can you tell me about it.

Agent: The bathrooms have been upgraded and it has new carpet. The kitchen, however, is "oak dated".

Oak Dated by skiutah January 6, 2011