gankle my dankle 

A sexual act where a female participant inserts a segment of her pinky finger into the male's anus while concurrently performing fellatio on him.

Girl: Um Mike... Sorry, but can you put down the remote for a second... we need to talk.
Mike: What bitch? I guess... I was trying to watching this Dancing with the Stars.
Girl: So I was looking at your Facebook profile and um, who is that girl Rwanda?
Mike: Man, that's just some other bitch that ain't you, I luv you girl... now get over here and gankle my dankle.
Girl: Oh, Mike... you're so sweet.

gankle my dankle by Danitski Erlenmeyer Jandabar August 27, 2009

Dankle 

When a guys dick is so huge he must tie it around his ankle to keep from stepping on it.

He walked funny because his Dankle was tied too tight

Dankle by Ira, Wendy, Scott, Jason June 14, 2009

danked 

danked doesn't mean drunk you moron, it means your hella stoned, and your pretty much at your point, from some dank weed.

fuck you saul duarte, i'm fucking danked!!!

danked by Deluks July 8, 2003

dinkledooser 

Anything. It's a very versitile word.

"Oh, got me in the dinkledooser!"

dinkledooser by Gman2014 February 14, 2014

dinkledob 

A retard

Johnny you are a dinkledob

dinkledob by DefinitelyNotColieJedi March 7, 2023

Danny Dangledick 

Some faggot that tends to run around butt-ass-naked, raping little boys and sucking baby dicks. Doctor Dangledick loves to motorboat little girls' titties, and he loves cooter-kicking old ladies for his profession.

Dave: "Oh look, it's that Danny Dangledick guy sucking off a tiny toddler again, I hope he's having fun."

Danny Dangledick by DickoMode27 February 7, 2019

dankles

Ankles covered with sticky resinous green leaf particles as a result of a particularly long and productive dank clipping session.

Damn, dude, them dankles are a dead giveaway -- better put some pants on 'fore you go down the hill for more brew and baggies!

dankles by Atlatl August 17, 2006