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Critical Drunk 

The point of being on a perfect and enjoyable buzz or high, when you are right between being tipsy and wasted, and reach the night's peak. Usually quickly replaced after drinking more.
When I first got to the club, I was at Critical Drunk and was getting into a hottie, but then I drank some more, muttered incoherently and vomited all over the club floor.
Critical Drunk by yobrova October 9, 2009
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Critical Race Theory 

Critical Race Theory is the study of racism.
Critical Race Theory by childleash November 1, 2022

critical questions 

A game show hosted by Dave, who goes by Critical Cripple. The show asks awkward "would you rather questions".
"Guys, there are only 3 ice creams left and 4 of us. I guess it's time for some critical questions!"

Critically acclaimed 

When critics proclaim from the top of the mountains the greatness of something, it has been critically acclaimed.
Critically acclaimed storm-chaser Connor is known for his awesome storm-chasing abilities.

critical mass 

When something reaches the threshold of it's limits. This can apply to things, people, events, or concepts.
At the party, John told Sue the room had reached critical mass and asked if she wanted to go outside.
critical mass by WEW August 29, 2007

Critical race theory 

An unimportant and harmless idea that has been the focal point of a hysteria the likes of which America has only seen in the McCarthy era, propelled to the new big bad bogeyman by the clinically insane (conservatives).
Critical race theory is nothing more than the critical analysis of law in the united states as it intersects with race.

Naturally, said insane people have created intelligent-sounding, but ultimately meaningless, words such as "neo-racism" and other such equivalent nonsense to justify their insanity.

Critical Ability 

The natural instinct to question information before adopting it into your world view. The capacity to act on that instinct and draw reasonable conclusions during the meaning making process.
Remember that time I thought aliens were invading because someone said it was happening on the radio? Man, that was some really shitty critical ability
Critical Ability by slifty November 15, 2011