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croaker soaker 

A very massive wet poop, which is usually really smelly. It is also known to refer to the sound it makes, when filling up the pot. Croaker soakers usually happens when someone consumes baked beans.
When Bob pulled his hammy off his work truck, he had to take a massive croaker soaker.

Woah dude, be right back. Got to take a gigantic croaker soaker upstairs.
croaker soaker by Aconnelly16 January 28, 2023

kara-croaker 

1.) A person who insists on singing karaoke, even though they are unaware that they are tone-deaf, off-key or just otherwise bad.

2.) A karaoke singer who chooses a very good song, and then proceeds to murder it beyond recognition.

3.) A karaoke singer who picks a song that gains many a groan from the audience.
"Why does Shayla always insist on droning her way through 'The Rose'? What a kara-croaker."

"The rotation has more kara-croakers than singers tonight."
kara-croaker by jws1272 November 25, 2011

The Croaker 

A man who lives his life as a straight man and has a family with kids. all of a sudden comes out gay. gets a boyfriend, lives as a gay man getting ass pounded everynite.
dam john citizen turned gay overnite and has kids and a wife Dam the croaker !.
The Croaker by Hyb February 14, 2013

frenching the croaker 

"Robbie, what did you do last night?" Vicki asked.
"I was frenching the croaker" said Robbie
frenching the croaker by haha47 February 19, 2009

Rusty Croaker 

The act of inserting a frog into a persons anal cavity facing outward, and then inserting your penis into the persons anus until the frog bites the tip of your penis and you can pull the frog out attached to your penis.
I was hanging out with a hooker in a swamp when all of the sudden she asked me to give her a rusty croaker. She said it was like dick noodling frogs in an ass.
Rusty Croaker by Poop Noodler December 11, 2018

carpet croaker 

Hairy stanky pussy. A pussy that looks like the lawn of a 2 month old for-closed home. Pussy has the briny taste of fish, example a croaker.
Justin: Yo, hooked up with Susan last night.
Cooper: Dam bro how was it?
Justin: She was good but her pussy was so hairy and salty.

Cooper: Fuck man she sounds like a real carpet croaker.
carpet croaker by SmellingSalts69 October 2, 2022