Crippling Erection 

A raging erection the cripples ones ability to move due to a noticeable bulge.

"Kyle will you pass the bong"
" I can't i have a crippling erection

Crippling Erection by Erectile misfunction October 8, 2021

Crippling Empathy 

I psychological condition where a person's empathy overrides their critical judgment. The most severe strains of this disease are seen in radical vegans, & environmentalists.

"Gaia weeps when you cut down a tree and it's murder when you eat anything that has a mother."
"Wow, that's the worst case of Crippling Empathy I've seen in a while."

Crippling Empathy by Wood Dragon 2 October 23, 2008

crippling deppression

Something spread from watching freaking horrible Idubbz memes.

Hey, that guy has crippling deppression.

crippling deppression by Mr. C@rrot December 19, 2016

crippling depresion 

some viral YouTube saying of depresion

I have crippling depresion

crippling depresion by NoPoNoPoTrexGuy2 March 1, 2017

Crippling aids

When dos aids get to strong and you fall on the ground screaming.

Oh nooooo here come the crippling aids again..aaaahhhhhhh. These where the last words of ali-a as he died of crippling aids this is sky news reporting from the fortnite lobby

Crippling aids by Pussay slaya 445 October 27, 2018

crippling autism 

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke

See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank

crippling autism by Inter dimensional police July 22, 2017

crippling rationality 

the state of being too rational that it makes life unbearable, often resulting in suicidal thoughts --not to be confused with suicidal thoughts caused by crippling depression

"why did you kill yourself?"
"cuz its more reasonable than living, I have crippling rationality"

crippling rationality by dablord69 October 23, 2017