cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

cotton candy by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

Cotton Candy by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

cotton candy income 

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.

#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."

cotton candy income by mynah1 September 15, 2009

Cotton Candy Frappuccino 

A delicious drink from the Starbucks secret menu. A light pink Frappuccino that tastes creamy and sweet and doesn't have a very strong coffee taste. Perfect for kids. How to order: Ask for a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino with one pump of raspberry syrup for tall, 1.5 for grande, and 2 for venti. Yummy!

Mmmmm... this Cotton Candy Frappuccino is delicious!

Cotton Candy Frappuccino by caramelapplesforthewin! December 21, 2014

cotton candy blowjob 

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.

hey wanna have some fun?

how about a cotton candy blowjob?

cotton candy blowjob by Naystee Neight June 9, 2016

Cotton candy Randy 

A guy who thinks he's funny/humorous but in reality is cringy and creepy.

that guy thinks he's hilarious but in reality he's a cotton candy Randy.

Cotton candy Randy by Joemamaniss June 12, 2020

cotton candy kush 

some chronic, light green frosty buds covered in pink hairs.

sold for about $15-20/g

cotton candy kush dopest dope ive ever smoked

cotton candy kush by smokethedank September 7, 2011